Greetings, Seeker, and welcome to the South Wing. You will normally find me here, buried amongst the ledgers and specimens; the other parts of The Archive are so… unsettling… that even I rarely venture there.
My debut tome, The Archive and Anatomy of the Absurd and Abnormal, is finally catalogued and ready for your perusal. It deals with the forgotten corners of medical history – the procedures, practitioners, and patients that time, or perhaps good taste, wisely chose to bury.
You may purchase your own copy by clicking on the image below, assuming you have the stomach for it.
There are many more revelations to follow. To whet your appetite – or, more likely, ensure that you will not look at your dinner tonight with any great enthusiasm – here is a sample of the anomalies I shall be revealing:
In the late medieval and early modern periods, Edinburgh’s medical reputation was built on a very dark trade. Before the days of Burke and Hare, the city’s surgeons were legally entitled to the bodies of those executed at the Grassmarket.
Because the science of preservation was in its infancy, the anatomy theatres in the Old Town were often overwhelmed by the stench of rapid decay. Surgeons would work in rooms so thick with the smell of rotting flesh that they frequently smoked heavy pipes or stuffed their nostrils with aromatic herbs just to stay conscious. It was not uncommon for students to witness a “dissection” where the subject – having been poorly hanged – would occasionally moan or twitch on the table as the first incisions were made, leading to the frantic (and often unsuccessful) attempt to “re-kill” the patient before the lesson could continue.
I invite you to follow my Archive releases on Substack. There, I shall be documenting the most curious cases from the deeper vaults, ensuring that these peculiar histories are never truly lost to the dust.
Fare thee well.
M.D. Porterfield
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